Mong

Just like women can NEVER wear mullets, men can't wear thongs. A man in a thong, or a mong if you will, is NEVER OK. Conversations around me at the pool suggested that maybe he's not from here and that in his native land that's appropriate swimwear. Well, honestly, I don't even care a little bit. A string bikini should never be in a man's wardrobe if he lives in the US. Under no circumstances is that appropriate public swimwear. I understand dodging tan lines, but come on! This is ridiculous! I don't care if you are an Aborigine, this is not OK! And next time you decide to put lotion on your feet, do it from the seated position! DO NOT BEND OVER! Half the pool saw all the way to your tonsils.

Spotted at the Capitol Skyline Pool.