Jorts

Now, we all know geezers get a pass on almost everything. They get away with murder, literally-I read an article about a woman who drover her car through a street market fatally injuring one person but was never really punished except her license was taken away. But that's neither here nor there. So I am letting Father Time here get away with his two infractions, more to come on those, but I hold his loved ones accountable. Does nobody care about this man? Does nobody run interference between his old man ways and the rest of the world? His Jorts are a disaster. If you must Jort, homemade jean shorts, in this extreme heat, cut them, wash them so the strays fray and then trim the danglers so you don't look homeless. I have done that myself and trust they look great. And then there are the tall colored socks. Sure, the rule says that your socks should match your trousers, so his blue with blue here is almost passable, but its with trousers bud! Not Jorts! Save the color coordinated socks and bottoms for men in suits. And when you are wearing a shoe designed to be worn without socks, well you're really just all over the place. Somebody help this man. A comb wouldn't hurt either...

Spotted inside the Jefferson at Thomas Circle.