Pink-Orange People Eater

Everyone reaches a point where your figure just flat out isn't what it used to be. I get it. But once you reach that point, you should wear black, avoid stripes or only go out at night.

What you should absolutely NEVER do is dress like an Easter meets Halloween Pink-Orange People Eater. You see, you want to draw LESS attention to yourself, not MORE attention.

Spotted at Capitol Hill.